Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal*Mart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.


Ways to Get Kicked out of McDonald's!

1. Go to McDonald's and ask for a Whopper!

2. Ask a employ where the king is.

3. Ask if it cost extra for the roaches.

4. Make-out with your boyfriend(or girlfriend) on top of the table.

5. Jump on the counter out of nowhere and play the air guitar and scram at the top of your lungs "ROCK ON!!!"

Hey I am still looking for ideas for ways to get kicked out of McDonald's so if u have any ideas and u want them to be noticed mail me and i will post them and i will give you credit.



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ME WITHOUT YOU,IS LIKE A SHOE WITH OUT LACES

A NERD WITHOUT BRACES,

AN A SENTENCEWITHNOSPACES

THE DAY I STOP BEING THERE FOR YOU IS THE DAY I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER



A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . .

BE HAPPY!!